Not only that ... yours has COOTIES, too!

Got stuck in traffic the other day. In front of us was a shiny new Mazda 6 station wagon. On the left-hand corner of its rear window was this bumper sticker:

Our God is AWESOME

Shockingly, the window's right-hand corner did NOT have this sticker on it:

And your God SUCKS

As the Mazda's driver was a jowelly, white male, and his car also displayed a born again fish symbol, it's safe to assume the "Our God" in question was of the Judeo-Christian ilk. Guess I should be thankful for being stuck in traffic behind him, and not on an elevator. In that case I'd be praying for the Rapture ... eternal damnation, I can manage (unless hell IS being stuck in an elevator with simpletons like Mr. Mazda -- in which case I'll take purgatory).