Australian Black Swan gets a wish it didn't know it had.

This guy was stuck in a crap-covered cell in an otherwise kinkdly Williamstown vet for 2 days. Made it especially satisfying to deliver it to the bliss of Healesville Sanctuary, where its injured leg will be x-rayed and all measures will be taken to restore its health.

As I wrote on Facebook, this was like a Make a Wish Foundation stories, only the recipient showed its appreciation by crapping on my leg.