What, no Shoney's?

As Aussie sports 'journo' provides directions to the Masters golf tournament in Augusta, GA:

Just follow Interstate-20 into town and drive along Washington Road past King Buffet, Chik-fil-A, the Waffle House, International House of Pancakes, Outback Steakhouse, Dunkin' Donuts, Denny's, Taco Bell, Krispy Kreme, T-Bones, McDonald's, Subway, Dave's BBQ, Church's Chicken, TGI Fridays, Wendy's and the Lone Star Steakhouse and take a right into the car park.

Sounds like the main drag of every major city south of the Mason-Dixon line. Aussie fast food joints offer less variety but equal ubiquity, consisting almost entirely of McDonalds, KFC, Hungry Jack's (the name 'Burger King' was apparently taken), Pizza Hut, Subway, and the lone Aussie gastric polluter, Red Rooster.