Remember when the Iraq War started and it was kind of a big deal that some journalists were embedded with the troops? Well -- this is great -- as it turns out, it was more of an exchange program, because they actually had troops embedded with the journalists.
I knew it! I knew it! I knew this [expletive deleted] didn't know where he was going. I mean all of us, we were all in the back seat, America was just in the back seat, you know, acting like, "You know, I don't think this is the way to defeat al Qaeda," and he's like "Heh. I know what I'm doing. Heh heh. I know a shortcut through Iraq. Everybody, come on know, just trust me! Heh heh heh." And we're all like, "I don't know, maybe we should ask for directions, you know? I'm pretty sure al Qaeda is the other way." And he's like, "Shut up! Shut up! What the hell? I'll dump your ass in Yemen. You're just like your mother. Keep your hand off the radio, [expletive deleted]."
If you're unfamiliar with this shameful story, read the full NY Timesreport or watch this perfect encapsulation from Free Press:
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Stop watching the Daily Show and call me!
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