McCain/Palin are a godsend ...

... to late night comedians.

As you know, John McCain wants to suspend his debate with Barack Obama until the economic crisis is over. And Sarah Palin wants to suspend her debate with Joe Biden until she can find Europe on a map. -- Jay Leno

Paris Hilton is our guest tonight, unless she needs to rush to Washington to fix the economy. ... John McCain wants the presidential debate postponed until after the bailout. Sarah Palin wants the vice presidential debate postponed until after the election. -- David Letterman

Sarah Palin is in New York City this week. Her family took the ferry to the Statue of Liberty. When she saw the ferry, she said, "Can't we build a bridge to that thing? -- Conan O'Brien

McCain showed up [in D.C.] without Sarah Palin, which is a shame because she actually has a lot of banking and financial experience. She lived right next to a bank. ... Sarah Palin was in New York at the U.N. to meet world leaders. Previously, her world experience has been limited to visiting the Epcot Center in Orlando. -- Jimmy Kimmel

I, for one, cannot think of anything more presidential than suspending your presidential campaign! Being president demands suspending all kinds of things: habeas corpus, Gitmo prisoners... -- Stephen Colbert

So to sum up: the net effect of John McCain 'suspending' his presidential campaign: angering David Letterman. -- Jon Stewart

And because it's just so easy ... have a listen to Sarah Palin explain how being governor of a state with a proximity to Russia qualifies as foreign policy experience: