Wal-not-so-sMart

The assault on English spills over to an icing-covered battlefield -- a special occasion cake from Wal-Mart:

Some people that work here had a going away party the other day for a woman that is leaving. One of the supervisors called a Wal-Mart and ordered a cake. He told them to write "Best wishes Suzanne" and underneath that write "We will miss you". Here’s the cake that was delivered.